So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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