I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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