Define "chronic" masturbator.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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