I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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