WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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