It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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