But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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