real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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