On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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