I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Farmville is her only friend.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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