I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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