normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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