I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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