Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize