Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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