I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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