I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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