Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(406): View more from Montana

That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.

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(818): View more from California

he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came

(323): View more from California

i love that song!

(818): View more from California

NOT THE POINT

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(641): View more from Iowa

is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.

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