I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?