You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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