In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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