i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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