my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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