I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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