Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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