Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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