Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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