yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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