uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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