apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
