Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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