I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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