It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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