next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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