drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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