I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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