I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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