You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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