i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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