It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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