I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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