is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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