Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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