Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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