I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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