I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
