where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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