Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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