All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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