I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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