i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he puts the penis in happiness.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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