one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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