i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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